May 2013
jaredcubbins:
acidlights:
CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE LOVE LUST FAITH + DREAMS
Never has a gif been used more accurately.
okoenig:
whats the difference between me and a calendar?
a calendar has dates
floozys:
hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
passion:
how to have a flat stomach
remove all of your organs
person: do you have tumblr?
me: yes
person: whats your url?
me: no
Girl: My hands are so cold.
Boy: Let me warm them up, babe. *holds hands tightly*
Me: My hands are so cold.
Me: *puts hands underneath hot laptop*
Boys who like me: 0
Boys who like my friend: 53484131846971
epicluna:
the-221st-doctor:
Mom, Dad….. I’m French
the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
volar-e:
i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying
Im bored….please talk with me?-π-
darrynek:
are you a traffic sign because stop
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
how to prepare for exams: cry
i say “omg” too much omg
omg look i did it again
omg
stevenfresco:
stevenfresco:
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
tappingtomlinson:
brittun:
tappingtomlinson:
THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT
DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION
HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL
ostracizedpoodle:
am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr